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Sound of thunder rips through the air, regardless it's bright sunny day with clouds as white as freshly harvested cotton. This loud ear-piercing sound came, not from nature, but rather inside a local bank of small town. A robbery at gun point is taking place, at Robotropolis First Bank. "Reach for Heaven and starting pray, folks!" A red monkey holding a gun and hiding most of his face behind a black neckerchief, stated. The robbery was being committed by a reasonably famous and quite exetric criminal gang known as Super Special Bank Robbery and Kidnap Squad "Scratch, Grounder! Gather the money! And whatever these bozos might have" He bossed them. "You heard the monkey! Hand over the goods!" Scratch, a tall and slim chicken, approached the bank teller with an opened empty sack and demanded to fill it up with money. "I hope the splitting is more fairer this time around." Grounder, a mold greenish short little overweight mole, mentioned as he too approach with an opened empty sack

Narrator: Okay, this would be the part where we would have a montage showing the many events, Fiona winning every and single one and Fear getting more and more angrier, all accompanied by a cheap cheese music. However because this is a written story instead of a visual one, you will have to be content by filling the gap yourselves. Are we good? No? Too bad. Narrator: Anyway, we found our heroine, now nicknamed Sheriff Fox, surround by a legion of fans, giving an interview with the local press and taking pictures along with a shark with a sharper attitude than a door-to-door saleman, Mr. Smiley, and a chipmunk girl who give any beautiful farmer's daughter a run for their money, the Rodeo Princess Sally Acorn. Although the rodeo haven't end just yet, Mr. Smiley wasted no time in trying to capitalize on Sheriff Fox image, selling related products right beside Fear ones. The smart shark didn't fully replace it because they are still selling, for half the price. Some are wearing Sheriff

Before you read, know this story contains toon elements. If you are unfamiliar with looney tunes, woody woodpecker or Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog (aosth), you will not understand many story aspects Narrator: After drinking a little - and pukes a little too - the two cheaters headed to the place where they are going to find, in the words of Bunnie Rabbot "the best kind of trick there is", or whatever the hell does this mean. And by that, I mean they did this the next night, because our trusted cowgirl had drink so much, it's got one hellish headache. Anyway, the place where they went is actually right on Smiley Carnival, except instead of hot day of summer, it's a full moon partially cloudy night, and instead of be crowded, it's empty. And in case you don't know, maybe because never watched enough movies or TV shows, or play enough games, an empty carnival at night usually is bit scary. "So this is the place?" The red and yellow fox with crossed arms named Fiona Fox thought out

Before you read, know this story contains toon elements. If you are unfamiliar with looney tunes, woody woodpecker or Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog (aosth), you will not understand many story aspects Narrator: Who doesn't love carnivals? Much better than the playground your mother used to leave you while she gossip with her friends and so much cheaper than one of these big corporate theme parks where the only ones having fun is children and investors. The perfect place to have fun in a countryside town. Unless of course you are the health inspector, or the safe inspector, or a teacher. Anyway, most folks love the simple wonders of a carnival park, from the fast and thrilled rolling-coaster to the slow and relaxing giant wheel. "I'm think I'm gonna be sick" Narrator: Unless you are this guy. To the games and prizes, IF you are able to actual win something. "This game is rigged!" Shouted the outraged man after lose another game of bottle ring toss "You just suck, buddy" The